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Monday 14 October 2013

Mr Abbott, please get off your bike and learn an Asian language


With new Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott freshly back from his visit to Indonesia, I recalled my blog post from February 2013 when I predicted that the ambitious language policies of neither major party would survive the election.  ''We are supposed to be adapting to the Asian century, yet Australians' study of foreign languages, especially Asian languages, is in precipitous decline,'' Mr Abbottt said in May 2013, promising that forty percent of high school students would be studying languages within ten years.

As the election neared, we had the depressing news that the University of Canberra was axing its languages program; would a Liberal victory turn the decline around?

So imagine my thrill recently when I checked the Liberal Party website and saw in the 'our plan' drop-down menu the word 'languages', only to be crestfallen when I found that these simply led to versions of 'our plan' in Arabic, Chinese, Greek, Italian, Korean, and Vietnamese. Probing further into the list of 2013 policies I searched in vain for some mention of language learning - Asian or otherwise. Nothing.

A dispiriting feature of Australia's political leadership is its dogged monolingualism. Kevin Rudd was a rare exception, but Alexander Downer's sour comments about Rudd's Mandarin skills in 2007 were perhaps symptomatic of an ingrained fear of stepping outside the cosy sphere of English. What we lack in Australia is role models and champions of bilingualism among our political leaders; multilingual Mathias Cormann provides a possible spark of hope here.

 The distinguished Vice Chancellor Peter Høy warned of the risks of a monolingual Australia in his recent article Can We Afford to be Without Multilingualism? A Scientist’s Lay Perspective. Høy's paper is especially important because he is not a languages cheer leader defending a funds-starved university course, but a scientist articulating a commonsense case based on his personal and professional experience.

 
If Mr Abbott's cycling activity is as extensive as the current travel expenses furore seems to indicate, then our PM might want to devote some pedal time to studying an Asian language. Does the PM want to be seen as a sportsman or a statesman? I thought hard to come up with world leaders who flaunt their athleticism and could only come up with Vladimir Putin, topless horseman and wrestler of monster fish. But as Putin demonstrated at a judo contest in Vienna in 2010, he can make a speech in English and be a sport fanatic at the same time.

 
So will Mr Abbott lope across the world stage as yet another rusted-on Australian adherent of English or bust, or will he adopt a more urbane and diplomatic persona? Could he become a role model for those thousands of school children who may (or may not) study languages within a decade?

 
Here are my language learning tips for the PM:

 

·        Choose Indonesian: You don't have to learn a new script and you can learn some basics quickly.

·        Start with a few hours of study a week, but be modest in your expectations; you're too busy to develop more than elementary skills.

·        Skim the Indonesian press online when you have spare minutes, and paste the headlines into Google Translate. Soon you'll be able to read some simple sentences unaided.

·        Have someone write some simple speeches for you, and learn to read them aloud.

·        When you visit a school where Indonesian is taught, make a speech in Indonesian.

·        When you are next at an official function in Indonesia, make a short speech in Indonesian; you can rehearse it beforehand and simply read it out.

 

Mr Abbott, it's that simple for you to give language learners in Australia the mainstream role model they need and at the same time to hone your image as a statesman. Just get off your bike!


© Stuart Campbell
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Saturday 12 October 2013

On not being No.1, and a glimpse of deity

I am still floating in space, having seen Gravity last night. I am content at last to know that God looks like George Clooney, and that I will never refer to Sandra Bullock as Sandra B****cks again after her literally stellar performance. I thought until now that Solaris (the 1972 Soviet original) was the best space movie ever made, but I think I'm drifting weightlessly towards this new film. The only thing that's holding me back is the divine ending to Solaris: What do you think?

Meanwhile back on Earth, I was startled to receive an email from an e-book retailer a few months ago that listed things I might like to read. My book was at No.1! I checked my sales over the next few days and didn't notice any dramatic rise in my trajectory to literary stardom, and forgot about it. Some weeks later I got a similar email, checked again, found no noticeable improvement, and forgot about it again.

Then a writing friend received a similar email. She wrote to me in excitement and I checked my sales - again no effect. And yesterday she got the same email, I checked, and no result. I had no option but to conclude that this must be a wicked artifice of the company's marketing engine. Some Heath Robinsonish gormogon has figured out that I actually wrote my own book and that my friend actually bought it and we have been linked in some diabolical concrete bunker next to a hydro electric dam in Alaska that cools the data centres that churn our writing, our souls and our relationships into trite junk emails.

Or perhaps someone up there is thinking about me?


© Stuart Campbell
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Monday 7 October 2013

Book club and public reading: A big thank you, and a special present

Last week your faithful blogger exposed all, facing the sophisticated and intelligent members of the Highgate Book Club and reading to the literati and cultural denizens of the Balmain Institute.

For an indie author, nothing substitutes for generous and critical feedback, and the chance to show one's writing to an audience of book lovers.

Thanks so much for your feedback and generosity. You've spurred me on to greater things. And thanks to my mates Sarah, Garry and Helena of THAT Authors Collective, who read with me at Balmain on 3 October.

As a thank you gift, I've copied below my latest, amour scene. I've striven to pare it back to the absolute basics of inference and obfuscation:


Thea sat up, flushed and tousled, and pulled the covers around her.
I laid back and mentally smoked a Gauloise.

© Stuart Campbell
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